What is Tower Garden?
Why You Absolutely Need a Tower Garden (Even If You’ve Killed Every Plant You’ve Ever Owned)
Ever heard of the Tower Garden? Maybe you're picturing some kind of magical plant-growing spaceship and wondering, Is this thing legit? Does it actually work? And hold on… do I NEED one?!
SO MANY QUESTIONS. But don’t worry—I’ve got you covered! Stick with me for a few minutes, and I promise you’ll get the full scoop. Oh, and spoiler alert: YES, YOU DO. (Okay, that was technically three words, but you get the idea.)
- The "Before" Story: From Skydiving to (Failed) Gardening
- What is a Tower Garden?
- How Does it Work?
- Why Do You Need a Tower Garden?
- Is it Safe?
The “Before” Story: From Skydiving to (Failed) Gardening
Let’s rewind a bit. My husband and I? We were skydiving instructors. Our gardening experience? A big fat zero. Seriously, we could leap out of planes without breaking a sweat, but growing food? That was a whole different beast.

We gave it a shot in Florida—bought soil, timber, ground cover, and all the things. We dreamed of homegrown tomatoes and epic homemade sauces.
Yeah… that didn’t happen.
Instead of a lush garden, we got an overgrown jungle where weeds thrived, and our poor little plants just gave up on life. My best idea at that point? Attack it all with a weed whacker.
Then, everything changed. Enter: the Tower Garden.
My mother-in-law introduced us to this game-changing invention, and she was beyond excited. We got our hands on one—and BOOM! We actually grew food. Like, real, edible, delicious vegetables.
No gimmicks. No TV magic. Just fresh, homegrown goodness. (And if you ever see an old Topsy Turvy in our photos, do yourself a favor—don’t waste your money on one of those.)

So… What Is a Tower Garden?
Imagine a sleek, vertical, space-saving gardening system that lets you grow 20 plants in just 2.5 square feet. That’s the Tower Garden! It’s hands-down the easiest way to grow fresh produce at home.
Seriously—if we could do it after failing spectacularly at traditional gardening, anyone can.
How Does It Work?
The Tower Garden is basically a plant’s dream home. A small pump (similar to the ones in aquariums) pushes nutrient-rich water up to the top, and gravity takes over, gently showering the plants with everything they need. This happens every 12 minutes for 3 minutes at a time—like clockwork.
The result? Thriving, happy plants that grow way faster than in soil. (Kind of like pigs in mud… except, you know, cleaner.)
Want a visual? Check out the video below for an animated breakdown.

Why Do You NEED a Tower Garden?
I say “need” because this isn’t just about growing a few veggies for fun—it’s about solving real problems:
🚨 Soil quality is going downhill, making it harder to get nutrient-packed food.
🚨 Grocery store produce travels thousands of miles before hitting your plate.
🚨 Rising fuel costs = rising food prices (ouch).
And don’t even get me started on what’s lurking in our food supply. I watched Genetic Roulette and was horrified. I knew things were bad, but I had no idea how bad.
If we don’t start taking control of our food, we’re in serious trouble.
Is It Safe?
Absolutely.
Unlike some hydroponic systems that use PVC or styrofoam (yikes), the Tower Garden is made from USDA-approved, food-grade plastic. That means NO harmful chemicals leaching into your food.
Grow clean. Grow safe. And if you haven’t watched Blue Vinyl yet, do it. It’ll change the way you look at plastics forever.
What do you think? Ready to ditch the grocery store veggies and grow your own? Drop a comment below—I’d love to hear your thoughts! 🌱✨